Why have the roll with you?

7 01 2008

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So I was sitting reading the back of this Scott toilet tissue packaging(don’t ask why I was reading the back of it-I was bored, okay!) and this is what it reads:

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Why do I need to have a roll from the package when I call?  Where should I be when I make the call?  What if I am having an issue with the tissue on the roll at 12:00 at night or Saturday morning and I need help?  Does the tissue have watermarks imbedded in them with serial numbers? Write them a letter with a sample of the tissue enclosed?  I mean come on folks! Humor me some more please!

I just want to know if anyone reading this post has actually called them for help?  Please leave me a comment.  I really have to know


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5 responses

7 01 2008
Jim Henry

I love the line below that says “common sense” – There’s NOTHING common about this…NOTHING!

9 01 2008
Kelly

Christine, please, please, please tell me that you called them!

I’d love to know what they have to say…

21 01 2008
andeeddawn

Okay so I would have picked up the phone and called and asked! That is too funny!!

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