So I was sitting reading the back of this Scott toilet tissue packaging(don’t ask why I was reading the back of it-I was bored, okay!) and this is what it reads:
Why do I need to have a roll from the package when I call? Where should I be when I make the call? What if I am having an issue with the tissue on the roll at 12:00 at night or Saturday morning and I need help? Does the tissue have watermarks imbedded in them with serial numbers? Write them a letter with a sample of the tissue enclosed? I mean come on folks! Humor me some more please!
I just want to know if anyone reading this post has actually called them for help? Please leave me a comment. I really have to know


I love the line below that says “common sense” – There’s NOTHING common about this…NOTHING!
Christine, please, please, please tell me that you called them!
I’d love to know what they have to say…
Okay so I would have picked up the phone and called and asked! That is too funny!!
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