Do you ever catch yourself doing something while driving and then say to yourself ,,”Oh stink, I need to pay attention”. So maybe not in those words but here are my top ten things that shouldn’t be done while driving. And no, I never pick my nose!
10. No texting-duh
9. No country music-big distraction!
8. Praying with your eyes closed-God can hear just fine with your eyes open and by all means, please no kneeling.
7. Never search for the lost french fry from a week ago(Jim might do that)-besides, thats nasty
6. Don’t try to find the CD, cassette or 8-track you want-go buy an iPOD-heck be like Ted Max and Blue Tooth you’re whole car!
5. If you have screaming kids in the car wait until you get home to discipline or you can say what you’re dad used to say, “Don’t make me pull this car over”
4. The portable DVD is meant for the passenger, not the driver-Unless it is an episode of ‘The New adventures of the Old Christine’
3. No moblogging-unless you absolutely have some great biblical epiphony that absolutely must be posted ASAP-Jim would want to know about it!
2. No reading a map while driving and I know for a fact men won’t read a map while driving-they will just keep going in circles, and heaven forbid they stop and ask for directions. Why do you guys do this anyway. I think a woman probably invented the GPS system-Girl power!
1. No nose picking-first of all, the car next to you may be someone who sits behind you in church. My second of all is, if you must pick, make sure you check all drivers beside you and make sure you are at a complete stop.
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